LMaM Season Finale — LMaM Archive 0
Before we dip out on a long, indefinite hiatus, we wanted to try something new: not making a music.
Read MoreGentle Light — LMaM Archive -1
It's almost the time of the year to cozy up under the HEAVIEST blankets with the WARMEST cats. And we might just end up making a sincere song about it.
And we also have some important news for you at the end of the episode! Not the best news, but important news nonetheless!
Read MoreMonday Night Boomball — LMaM Archive -2
After a small break, LMaM is back with the most tense form of basketball ever invented. War density: very high.
Read More21st Blitheday — LMaM Archive -3
We definitely know what blithe means. We can surely write a song about it.
Read MoreMourning Ritual — LMaM Archive -4
Skin: radiant. Hair: Lustrous. Enemies: Ended. Finally, we understand that the best type of self care is destroying the haters.
Read MoreChalice for Your Thoughts — LMaM Archive -5
Let's be honest here: a skull is just a weird porcelain bottle that holds a bunch of dumbass juice. And it's time someone made a love song to it.
Read MoreYou Can Take That to the Bank — LMaM Archive -6
With Randy Newman busy harassing short people, it was down to us to make the hit song for the newest Pixar movie. You know, the one that finally answers the question, 'Where do all the Pixar characters do their banking?'
Horsecar! — LMaM Archive -7
It's Horsecar: The Car That Can Horse!
Sybil's Night Scare — LMaM Archive -8
Experts on parenting, we are not. But experts on songs about parenting... we are?
Armoire of Royals — LMaM Archive -9
On this July 4th, we ask the tough questions: Do you really want to democratically elect someone to decide the design of a bandana? Or would you rather leave that to the monarchy?
Read MoreWell, I'm on Child — LMaM Archive -10
Schoolhouse Rock? Math rock? Who can remember the difference anymore? As long as I'm learning about love triangles, I really don’t mind.
Read MoreDreamless — LMaM Archive -11
Dinner... and a show? Too good to be true. And all delivered to your apartment.
Read MoreRatless Randy's — LMaM Archive -12
Take control of your life by yanking it from Chuck E's filthy hands.
Read MoreDebutaunt Ball — LMaM Archive -13
Sometimes, you have to get a little bit formal. Dress up. Put your best foot forward. And if you're at the debutaunt ball, maybe that foot is inside a fish tank.
Read MoreTurn Around and Come Down Slowly — LMaM Archive -14
Everyone wants a song that helps them feel invincible! But this isn't that song. This is for those strong ones out there. Have a little empathy for the wimps.
Save 2 4 Tony — LMaM Archive -15
It's graduation season, and I think we all know what that means: hats, diplomas, and roman candles. But hold up there, champ. Better save two of those for the bird man himself: Tony Hawk.
Dragon Me to This Wedding — LMaM Archive -16
There are only three things you need for a good wedding: a dragon, a marinara fountain, and this song.
Proud Egg Mouth — LMaM Archive -17
Don't let society's definition of success be the thing that keeps you feeling low. You are special. You are talented. And you can fit six whole eggs inside that gob of yours.
Arbor Day! — LMaM Archive -18
It's sensual. It's syrupy. It's going to tell you all the facts about trees you need to know (and also require you to fact check those facts). Arbor Day is finally here at LMaM, and we're celebrating.
Shan't He Shanty — LMaM Archive -19
Move over, Stan Rogers, there's a new shanty powerhouse in town. His name is Todd, and he really shouldn't be making shanties, since he's an attorney at law at sea.